Friday, February 22, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Controversial Drink
So every once in a while I stop on the local news to see how dumb it's being and tonight I stopped on KCAL 9 and the segment was a controversial "new" alcoholic beverage mixed with an energy drink.
Uh, too bad Sparks came out like 6 years ago.
Now I really wasn't disagreeing with their points about how it makes you fucked up, but you think you're fine "cause I have energy now!" mentality. I mean come on how else are we suppose rationalize boozing? Sparks! Booze with boost! They better not steal that slogan from me. They probably will.
Anyways what bug me was how they just did an internet search for Sparks and found teenagers drinking it and acting dumb. Now I understand, you put your photos on the web people can use however yack yack, but come on who are they fooling? Grandma? exactly I guess.
So I decide I'm going to do my own photobucket search of Sparks and find five pictures in five minutes of kids getting hyphy with the orange juice of beer. One suit guy being interviewed even went so far as to say something along the lines (while pouring it in a glass) "See even the color is different and looks more like juice and kids like that."
These were my pictures. Don't worry, the one's in cars have designated drivers taking pictures or doing activities that will sober them up.
Oh this is a good one. They're rolling deep somewhere. GO SPARKS! The girl with the forty rules though.
Gives you a boost for boarding. This is such a rich in color photo that if Sparks ever wanted to advertise they would have a good starting point.
The dude with the blue one looks like he has energy.
Feeling emo? Drink Sparks. I am just giving away my advertising genius right now. They will need to hire me and give me free Sparks for my friends, since energy drinks make me feel like my eyes are sweating or something ready to burst out of my skull. Not fun. Don't want.
Sparks makes you sexy. She would like to think this is what we're getting from this one. Not so much. I think it's the dish soap or those random nylons.
Oh let's throw in another photo just for the hell of it.
Drags Queens endorse Sparks.
Wurd.
Uh, too bad Sparks came out like 6 years ago.
Now I really wasn't disagreeing with their points about how it makes you fucked up, but you think you're fine "cause I have energy now!" mentality. I mean come on how else are we suppose rationalize boozing? Sparks! Booze with boost! They better not steal that slogan from me. They probably will.
Anyways what bug me was how they just did an internet search for Sparks and found teenagers drinking it and acting dumb. Now I understand, you put your photos on the web people can use however yack yack, but come on who are they fooling? Grandma? exactly I guess.
So I decide I'm going to do my own photobucket search of Sparks and find five pictures in five minutes of kids getting hyphy with the orange juice of beer. One suit guy being interviewed even went so far as to say something along the lines (while pouring it in a glass) "See even the color is different and looks more like juice and kids like that."
These were my pictures. Don't worry, the one's in cars have designated drivers taking pictures or doing activities that will sober them up.
Oh this is a good one. They're rolling deep somewhere. GO SPARKS! The girl with the forty rules though.
Gives you a boost for boarding. This is such a rich in color photo that if Sparks ever wanted to advertise they would have a good starting point.
The dude with the blue one looks like he has energy.
Feeling emo? Drink Sparks. I am just giving away my advertising genius right now. They will need to hire me and give me free Sparks for my friends, since energy drinks make me feel like my eyes are sweating or something ready to burst out of my skull. Not fun. Don't want.
Sparks makes you sexy. She would like to think this is what we're getting from this one. Not so much. I think it's the dish soap or those random nylons.
Oh let's throw in another photo just for the hell of it.
Drags Queens endorse Sparks.
Wurd.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Work part II
Another fun thing about work is when some one just walks into your office and offers you Saki and you proceed to take shots with your boss and them
Typical day
The good ol jobby job can be fun sometimes.
Like on days when I can write e-mails like this:
Hey (insert artist name),
Would you be comfortable blowing up an ice sculpture of a helicopter in Maya?
Let me know!
Like on days when I can write e-mails like this:
Hey (insert artist name),
Would you be comfortable blowing up an ice sculpture of a helicopter in Maya?
Let me know!
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Friday, February 1, 2008
Cloverfield part 2
So.so.so good.
Gets you thinking about different scenarios, or what you would do if a big ugly, spider baby dropping mutant Gozilla attacked your city and makes you wonder if there will be squeal actually explaining where the fucking thing came from.
I kind of got motion sickness though from the hand held approach, but that's ok I get queasy easy...sometimes I get queasy just thinking about being queasy...really fucking weird
Go see Cloverfield, pay no mind to my ramblings
a few reasons broken down in a list
1) You know you want to see the monster
2) It stays with you when you leave the theater
3) The editing, it's amazing when a person can cut a film right
4) Spider babies!
5) DOPE vfx, looks fantastic
6) Every actor and actress in this movie is easy on the eyes and can ACT and will help with the jittery camera work.
Gets you thinking about different scenarios, or what you would do if a big ugly, spider baby dropping mutant Gozilla attacked your city and makes you wonder if there will be squeal actually explaining where the fucking thing came from.
I kind of got motion sickness though from the hand held approach, but that's ok I get queasy easy...sometimes I get queasy just thinking about being queasy...really fucking weird
Go see Cloverfield, pay no mind to my ramblings
a few reasons broken down in a list
1) You know you want to see the monster
2) It stays with you when you leave the theater
3) The editing, it's amazing when a person can cut a film right
4) Spider babies!
5) DOPE vfx, looks fantastic
6) Every actor and actress in this movie is easy on the eyes and can ACT and will help with the jittery camera work.
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